Boris Johnson, Lavar Ball, Logan Paul
The high seas are mother nature’s reminder of man’s infinitesimal powerlessness, a curb to our innate tendency to explore and venture. Indeed, traversing the world, continent to continent, and port to port, is no small task. A ship needs a stalwart crew with a capacity to persevere and endure the worst that a maritime life hurls unsuspectingly, namely the motion sickness, claustrophobia, and bouts of scurvy (don’t forget your lemons and oranges, mates!). Here at _Flaunt_, we’ve amassed a bevy of crack sailors, old and young, who we believe have the wherewithal to run a tight ship, literally. These individuals come from all backgrounds, with their unique stories and claims-to-fame culminating into a diverse, if not zany, enterprise.
Take the father of three basketball players and disgraced YouTube personality armwrestling away in the boat’s bar; or the social media food authority, with not only a taste for cuisine, but also le nip and tuck; joining in the labor is an actor mother, who finagled her daughter’s admission into college, shoveling coal; and, of course, the other political firebrands, golfers, cringewor- thy public scientists, and cranky singers mopping poop decks, struggling to keep masts up, and steering us into the unknown, or a cliff.
A Fool’s Errand you ask? Who can say! But either way, it will be a great trip! _Bon Voyage!_
(Clockwise) Jonathan Cheban (Food God), Paula Deen, Felicity Huffman
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Illustrated by [Greg Houston](http://www.greghoustonillustration.com).
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