At this point the concept of “the new normal” sounds more like a passing conversation between boomers than the passive aggressive trauma that comes with being a sheltered gen z disciple of the digital kind. While we were all so very excited to fuck off and stop with most of our well-being regimen, with the prospects that no one would see us, obviously things have changed with Zoom calls, Houseparty hangouts, and the traditional FaceTime catch up.
Two months in and we are back to our usual self preservation thing. So now we have other issues to deal with like the lighting of our homes and it’s effects on our pores when seen digitally. Unwashed hair is an obvious extension of an unkind demeanor. The time is to grow up and not fret over looks, it is imperative that we understand that this time in which we are sheltered, isolated, quarantined, or whatever must serve as a cocooning period to ultimately get laid. So get back on that immunity diet try out some of these nifty masks and make sure your skin is ready for that Zoom lighting. Remember a thirst trap photo shoot is bound to happen through your computer screen.
At this point the concept of “the new normal” sounds more like a passing conversation between boomers than the passive aggressive trauma that comes with being a sheltered gen z disciple of the digital kind. While we were all so very excited to fuck off and stop with most of our well-being regimen, with the prospects that no one would see us, obviously things have changed with Zoom calls, Houseparty hangouts, and the traditional FaceTime catch up.
Two months in and we are back to our usual self preservation thing. So now we have other issues to deal with like the lighting of our homes and it’s effects on our pores when seen digitally. Unwashed hair is an obvious extension of an unkind demeanor. The time is to grow up and not fret over looks, it is imperative that we understand that this time in which we are sheltered, isolated, quarantined, or whatever must serve as a cocooning period to ultimately get laid. So get back on that immunity diet try out some of these nifty masks and make sure your skin is ready for that Zoom lighting. Remember a thirst trap photo shoot is bound to happen through your computer screen.
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