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Blood from a Turnip
We Went out and Tasted the Freshest Cold Pressed Juices Los Angeles Has to Offer
#### **_BRAND_: Pressed Juicery**
#### _NAME_: Brazil Nut
#### _IMPRESSIONS_:
“Bro-nut” could be another good name. Like ham but also like frosting.
#### **_BRAND_: Pressed Juicery**
#### _NAME_: Chlorophyll
#### _IMPRESSIONS_:
#### Watermelon jolly ranchers; watermelon jolly rancher tea.
#### Refreshing rain water, earthy, rainforest, herbal.
#### Rain, plant based, extra refreshing, mineral.
It tastes like water.
#### **_BRAND_: Pressed Juicery**
#### _NAME_: Roots 3
#### _IMPRESSIONS_:
#### Ginger stands out once you know its there, like sorbet as a drink.
#### Ginger, the beets taste like cooked beets. Kind of reminds me of my grandma. It’s very red! I’m worried my teeth are stained.
A beetroot-laden hamburger with hot sauce, eaten by a little Australian beach town, as the waves break on the shore and the seagulls squawk like bastards.
#### **_BRAND_: Pressed Juicery**
#### _NAME_: Rose Coconut Water
#### _IMPRESSIONS_:
#### Lychee, back notes of watermelon. Hint of mountain spring besmirched by a horse after a trot through strawberry fields.
#### Sweet sugary candy. Air Heads Mystery Flavor and perfume. Reminds me of Britney.
#### Reminds me of a bag of lychees and a tuk tuk ride in Bangkok with a tranny on my knee and a fake pair of Ray-Bans.
#### The rose makes me feel calm and relaxed; post-coital but also sort of sweaty.
Melon. I use rose water to wash my face and I always think of it as smelling like a waxy organ. It tastes like that but with more water.
#### **_BRAND_: Pressed Juicery**
#### _NAME_: Apple Strawberry Coconut
#### _IMPRESSIONS_:
#### Berry, sweet, fructose, red fruit, crisp, tropical undertones, thick, chewy, melted popsicle.
Prune, but sort of meaty like really good juice with a cube of raw steak. Bacon? Slightly yeasty? Maybe like wine or alcohol of some sort.
#### **_BRAND_: Pressed Juicery**
#### _NAME_: Strawberry, apple, lime
#### _IMPRESSIONS_:
#### Perfect mix between sour and sweet tropical.
Sour Warheads candy, very citrusy, eating a ring pop on the playground!
#### **_BRAND_: Pressed Juicery**
#### _NAME_: Grapefruit and Mint
#### _IMPRESSIONS_:
Citrus, I feel like I'm drinking a Sour War Head, very sour and bitter, yet refreshing.
#### **_BRAND_: Pressed Juicery**
#### _NAME_: Citrus 2
#### _IMPRESSIONS_:
#### Split Piña colada recipe of an errant fire dancer on a contiki tour of the Pacific Isles. Bursts of mint, flecks of cinnamon.
Apples!! Some fruits, Gelson’s produce.
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