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Dear Chris,
Summer camp is almost over I still haven’t \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ my \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.
The camp is replete with disgusting \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ that gets all over my shoes, and the other day I got stuck in the woods until \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_, covered with \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.
That’s hardly the worst of it, though. Counselor \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ brought us on an overnight wilderness excursion to teach us how to \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. It was cold and dismal, and swimming was almost impossible with the lake being one gigantic \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. As I write this, I am currently bedridden after entering the water. I just wanted to wash my greasy hair in what was described as a “refreshingly pure” lake when a \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ climbed up my \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. At first I thought it was \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ grabbing me to surprise me, but when I looked back and saw I was alone I \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ out.
Now that I am confined to my bed, incapacitated by fear and a strange rash from the creature that touched me, my only contact is with an older \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. We sit together in the cramped cabin, listening to the \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ outside, and clinging to each other in fear. Yesterday, I heard that the other campers were having a competition to create a \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ using only their \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_, and the winner apparently gets to leave. I wish I were well enough to compete.
I have told my \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ story to no one but you as of now. When I am finally released from my prison, I plan on first eating some \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_, and then suing these sadists. In particular, I hope father will ruin Counselor Pete, who has a \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ for a/an \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_, and terrorizes the campers. One camper even went missing in his care. Upon hearing this I became so \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ that I can’t sleep through the night anymore.
The counselors are \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ every waking moment so we’re more or less left to protect ourselves against the deadly \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.
Next year I’m totally coming with your family to \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ instead.
Sincerely,
\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_
_Participant Louis Peitzman is a senior editor at Buzzfeed._