Oy! Aren’t You Supposed To Be On A Sicky?

by Kate Cox

Feast Your Mincers On This Round Up Of London Lookers
Photographer: Kate Cox at katecox.co.uk. Fashion Editor: Rose Forde at RoseForde.com. Producer: Seona Taylor-Bell at OnEdges.com. Styling Assistant: Indiglo Gloss.

In Order:

Name: GIZZI ERSKINE Occupation: Chef and TV personality Most likely to be a Starfire water shareholder. TROUSERS  BY A. SAUVAGE.

Name: HARRIET VERNEY Occupation: Stylist, Writer Most dramatic gluten allergy. SHIRT AND BLAZER BY A. SAUVAGE AND SOCKS AND SHOES TALENT’S OWN. 

Name: NATHAN STEWART-JARRETT Occupation: Actor Biggest emotional bottler. SWEATER BY A. SAUVAGE. 

Name: JESS PLUMMER Occupation: Singer-Songwriter Most likely to give you a piggyback ride up the Great Wall of China.

Name: ASAMI ZDRENKA Occupation: Singer-Songwriter Most likely to serenade you with some Pink Floyd and Jonas Brothers.

Name: AMIRA MCCARTHY Occupation: Singer-Songwriter Most likely to bail you out of jail in Kalispel, Montana for juggling on the corner of Market and 1st.

NEON JUNGLE Name: SHEREEN CUTKELVIN Occupation: Singer-Songwriter Most likely to meet you for a pick-up game of kickball in that one field behind Travis Peterson’s mom’s house. From left to right: MEN’S SHIRT BY MR. START. T-SHIRT BY BANANA REPUBLIC AND JEANS BY J BRAND. TOP TALENT’S OWN. MEN’S SHIRT BY UNIQLO.

Name: ADRIEN VICTOR AND ANNABEL SAUVAGE Occupation: Fashion Designer, Director, Photographer Cutest couple. ALL CLOTHING BY A. SAUVAGE.

Name: DAVID WADLOW Occupation: Hair Stylist Best hair (presumably). SWEATER BY A. SAUVAGE, JEANS BY CITIZENS OF HUMANITY, UNDERWEAR BY CALVIN KLEIN, AND HAT AND WATCH TALENT’S OWN.

Name: JACKSON HALE Occupation: Actor, Model Most likely to concede. TARTAN TROUSERS BY A. SAUVAGE.

Name: CRIS CAB Occupation: Singer-Songwriter Most likely to perform an emotional rendition of The Cure’s “Lovesong” at the wedding reception of a former lover. BLAZER AND TROUSERS BY MR. START, T-SHIRT, WATCH, AND BRACELET TALENT’S OWN.

Name: BILLIE JD PORTER Occupation: Writer, DJ, Television Host, Model Most likely to start a neo-Maoist feminist group. JACKET WITH FUR TRIM AND SHIRT BY MR. START, WIDE-LEGGED TROUSERS AND BELT BY PAUL SMITH, AND SOCKS TALENT’S OWN.

Name: JOE DEMPSIE Occupation: Actor Most likely to be cast in Dave Chappelle’s Mad Real World Season Two. SWEATER BY HUNTER GATHER AND JEANS BY CITIZENS OF HUMANITY.

SUMMER CAMP Name: JEREMY WARMSELY Occupation: Multi-Instrumentalist

Name: ELIZABETH SANKEY Occupation: Vocalist Most likely to attend summer camp.

BOTH SUITS BY MR. START AND BOTH SHIRTS BY UNIQLO.

Name: FRANCESCA ZAMPI Occupation: Producer and Founder Most likely to start a business, be successful, and love Downton Abbey. MEN’S SUIT BY MR. START.

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