S.F. Bart and L.A. Metro had a transit haiku throwdown

by flaunt

Here are the highlights.

It started like this:

Then LA responded (after our "deafening silence"):

And Metro fans chimed in:

SF made it, misguidedly, about sports:

Then #wewentthere:

They had a point with this one:

New Yorkers can't sit with us:

And stay tuned for a Shakespearean sonnet battle to come: