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S.F. Bart and L.A. Metro had a transit haiku throwdown

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Screen-Shot-2016-06-28-at-5.30.28-PM.png ![Screen-Shot-2016-06-28-at-5.30.28-PM.png](https://assets-global.website-files.com/62ee0bbe0c783a903ecc0ddb/6472abec7110264cbe26ab54_Screen-Shot-2016-06-28-at-5.30.28-PM.png) Here are the highlights. It started like this: > We challenge [@metrolosangeles](https://twitter.com/metrolosangeles) to a transit poetry slam. Haikus only. > > Your move, LA. > > — SFBART (@SFBART) [June 24, 2016](https://twitter.com/SFBART/status/746446374342791169) > Believe it or not There's a subway in LA (Transit, not sandwich)[@metrolosangeles](https://twitter.com/metrolosangeles) > > — SFBART (@SFBART) [June 24, 2016](https://twitter.com/SFBART/status/746450744404905984) > Accept our challenge Your silence is deafening NorCal is best Cal[@metrolosangeles](https://twitter.com/metrolosangeles) > > — SFBART (@SFBART) [June 24, 2016](https://twitter.com/SFBART/status/746455078207315968) Then LA responded (after our "deafening silence"): > Metro palms kiss sun Tracks to sand, mountain, stars BART has hammer pants [#transithaiku](https://twitter.com/hashtag/transithaiku?src=hash) [@SFBART](https://twitter.com/SFBART) > > — Metro (@metrolosangeles) [June 24, 2016](https://twitter.com/metrolosangeles/status/746455741440024576) And Metro fans chimed in: > [@SFBART](https://twitter.com/SFBART) [@metrolosangeles](https://twitter.com/metrolosangeles) Trains are cleaner, Trips are way cheaper. LA's got you beat > > — Jhon Arbelaez (@arbelaez\_jhon) [June 24, 2016](https://twitter.com/arbelaez_jhon/status/746456427921735680) SF made it, misguidedly, about sports: > BART gives you a ride To your favorite football team What say you, Metro?[#transithaiku](https://twitter.com/hashtag/transithaiku?src=hash) #@metrolosangeles > > — SFBART (@SFBART) [June 24, 2016](https://twitter.com/SFBART/status/746457632987217921) Then #wewentthere: > Seventy-three wins This was your reality Yet no ring to show[@SFBART](https://twitter.com/SFBART) [#wewentthere](https://twitter.com/hashtag/wewentthere?src=hash) > > — Metro (@metrolosangeles) [June 24, 2016](https://twitter.com/metrolosangeles/status/746457683377561601) > Pied Piper Hooli Tech bros in Dolores Park We just chill and ride[@SFBART](https://twitter.com/SFBART) > > — Metro (@metrolosangeles) [June 24, 2016](https://twitter.com/metrolosangeles/status/746463370249854980) They had a point with this one: > Scientology Won't save you from the traffic Ask John Travolta[#transithaiku](https://twitter.com/hashtag/transithaiku?src=hash) [@metrolosangeles](https://twitter.com/metrolosangeles) > > — SFBART (@SFBART) [June 24, 2016](https://twitter.com/SFBART/status/746470096588017664) New Yorkers can't sit with us: > Don't tell [@MTA](https://twitter.com/MTA) About the weather out here They can't sit with us[#transithaiku](https://twitter.com/hashtag/transithaiku?src=hash) [@metrolosangeles](https://twitter.com/metrolosangeles) — SFBART (@SFBART) [June 24, 2016](https://twitter.com/SFBART/status/746471821139030016) > [@SFBART](https://twitter.com/SFBART) +5 thetans! > > — Metro (@metrolosangeles) [June 24, 2016](https://twitter.com/metrolosangeles/status/746471093033021440) And stay tuned for a Shakespearean sonnet battle to come: > Thanks for being a good sport [@metrolosangeles](https://twitter.com/metrolosangeles). Next we shall do battle in Shakespearean sonnet! [#ababcdcdefefgg](https://twitter.com/hashtag/ababcdcdefefgg?src=hash) [#transitpoetry](https://twitter.com/hashtag/transitpoetry?src=hash) > > — SFBART (@SFBART) [June 24, 2016](https://twitter.com/SFBART/status/746481138537922560)