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Fuck Your Worries' latest menu is not for the 'hangry'

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L.A.-based jokesters launch their fictitious new restaurant, and the menu is a must see. (Don't miss the hard opening coming up June 2021)  ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tired of hearing trendy new restaurants say "We do things a little differently here" in lieu of them saying they serve family style, believing they have tricked us into thinking this is a new concept like we've never been to a Chinese restaurant before? Well, satirical restaurant website, [Fuck Your Worries](http://fuckyourworriesla.com), is and they reminded us how we are too.  Check out our mashup of London pub culture and LA raw vegan bliss from our _Califuk_ issue, concocted just for us by [_Footpit's_](https://twitter.com/foodpit?lang=en) Guy Kelly.   ![](https://assets-global.website-files.com/62ee0bbe0c783a903ecc0ddb/6472ad31491f868f532b8049_image-asset.jpeg) CAFE SERVITUDE ==============  **STARTERS** **LOST deconstructed pie and mash 9** _Small mounds of single-grain flour, reformatted almond butter,_  _powdered mushroom and a raw heirloom potato_ \[MISTING OF THAMES GRAVY +3\]  **HOMELESS crudités 8** _Guerrilla-grown carrots, abandoned celery sticks and a_ _grinding of forgotten pepper_ **HARDWORKING pretzel bowl 24** _Gold-dusted salt, entrenched flours and yeast closeted in a darkened room_ \[Inferior hummus dip +1\]  **MAINS** **SURLY chip butty 16** _Single potato oblong fried in barrel-aged oils, hollowed out and sworn_ _at by a genuine Cockney villain, served in an artisan bun_ \[Add bullied tomato jus +5\]  **ROYALIST gazpacho 12** _Heirloom tomatoes sliced by a muscular brute humming “God save the Queen”_  _tossed with swan-pecked onions and finished with parsley_ **FRIGHTENED Greek salad 14** _Out of place Brazil nut feta, sliced hooligan lettuce, vintage olives_ _from local producers, topped with tahini slurs_ **DRINKS** **DICKENSIAN margarita 10** _The best of limes (hand picked, organic, individually cared for), the worst_ _of limes (twitching, godless, tiny skeleton inside), re-aged_ _Cointreau, “salt” rim, tequila foam_ **FUTILE “will she” martini 15** _Rose-infused gin, regretted vermouth, stirred with ice, and “no”_  **HOOLIGAN sandy 11** _Gluten-free high-strength lager, sparkling organic lemon spritz, shaken,_  _with ice frozen in the heat of the moment_ **DESSERTS** **FROSTBITTEN gelid eels 13** _Traditional working class fare, sweetened with agave honey and brought to_ _temperatures approaching absolute zero to scour your palate clean_ **REHABILITATING fudge brownie 9** _Thirteen grains of nurtured sugar, borstal soymilk, flour ground by the families_ _of convicts, dusted with unforgiven powdered almond_ **PRIVILEGED banana split 40** _S__mall batch banana rum, cream-infused sugar syrup, ice cream flavour_ _almond flakes and a sense of well-earned satisfaction_