No More Teachers, No More Books, No Child Left Behind

by flaunt

A Brief Look at Educational Methodologies of Yore
RULES OF CONDUCT FOR TEACHERS—1915

1. You will not marry during the term of your contract.

2. You are not to keep company with men.

3. You must be home between the hours of 8 p.m. and 6 a.m. unless attending a school function.

4. You may not loiter downtown in ice cream stores.

5. You may not travel beyond the city limits unless you have the permission of the chairman of the board.

6. You may not ride in a carriage or automobile with any man unless he is your father or brother.

7. You may not smoke cigarettes.

8. You may not dress in bright colors.

9. You may under no circumstances dye your hair.

10. You must wear at least two petticoats.

11. Your dresses must not be shorter than two inches above the ankle.

12. To keep the schoolroom neat and clean, you must: sweep the floor at least once daily; scrub the floor at least once a week with hot, soapy water; clean the blackboards at least once a day and start the fire at 7 a.m. so the room will be warm by 8 a.m.

 

RULES OF CONDUCT FOR TEACHERS—1872

1. Teachers each day will fill lamps, clean chimneys.

2. Each teacher will bring a bucket of water and
a scuttle of coal for the daily’ session.

3. Make your pens carefully. You whittle nibs to the individual taste of the pupils.

4. Men teachers may take one evening each week for courting purposes, or two evenings a week if they 
go to church regularly.

5. After ten hours in school, the teachers may spend 
the remaining time reading the Bible or other good books.

6. Women teachers who marry or engage in unseemly conduct will be dismissed.

7. Every teacher should lay aside from each pay a goodly sum of this earnings for his benefit during his declining years so that he will not become a burden on society.

8. Any teacher who smokes, uses liquor in any form, frequents pool or public halls, or gets shaved in a barber shop will give good reason to suspect his worth, intention, integrity and honesty.

9. The teacher who performs his labor faithfully 
and without fault for five years will be given an increase of 20 cents per week in his pay, providing the Board of Education approves.

COURTESY NEW HAMPSHIRE HISTORICAL SOCIETY